The Coconut Banger's Ball--it's a rap!!

[Ebolapox]

wait, no... this is a thread in which I'll rewrite all the "classic" Rush songs to reflect the blubbering vaginal tendencies of the few people who will admit to being rush fans

note: these lyrics are 100% authentic RUSH lyrics--go jizz on em today, fans!!!

RUSH
Tom Sawyer

A slobberin day trader
Mean mean stride,
Today's Tom cruise
Mean mean pie.

Though his mind is not for sale
Don't put him down as a dumbass pail
His reserve, a quiet deadly fart
Riding out the day's 'events'
Phillip Rivers

What you say about his company
Is what you say about tranny society
Catch the ball, catch the syph
Catch the tater, catch the miff

The world is, the world is
gorges and caves are deep
Maybe as his legs are wide

Today's Tom cruise
He gets high on crack
And he's from space
He gets you on your back

No his mind is not for sale
To any L or Ron Hubbard
Always hopeful, yet gasseous
He knows labotomies aren't permanent
But gangrelous is

What you say about his company
Is what you say about tranny society
Catch the ball, catch the syph
Catch the tater, catch the miff

The world is, the world is
gorges and caves are deep
Maybe as his legs are wide

Exit the warrior
Today's Tom cruise
He gets high on crack
And the 'fluids' you trade
He gets right on to the friction...what more can I say?

-EB-