Who to lay off

Joe Seahawk · 03-17-2006, 04:43 PM

The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be
a hard decision to make, as they were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever
one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next
morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take
an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done
this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."

03-17-2006, 04:43 PM	Topic Starter
Joe Seahawk This place entertains.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $5484435	Who to lay off The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
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