Journeyman quarterbacks for King Carl to consider

Hammock Parties · 10-24-2007, 04:11 PM

Since Brodie will obviously never see the field, I thought I would help Carl out with a handpicked list of journeyman quarterbacks he can recycle after Huard gets done. We might even get to give up a first-round pick for one of these guys! Some of these are even young, so Carl can even say he's rebuilding! It's the best of both worlds!

1. Derek Anderson, Cleveland - Anderson will surely give way to Quinn next season, and is a free agent anyway I believe. He has 14 TD passes already. Plus, he's only 24! And he's really tall (6-6), reminiscent of Elvis Grbac!

2. Sage Rosenfels, Houston - Did you see this guy sling four touchdown passes Sunday? A diamond in the rough! Rosenfels has been passed around the league like a two-dollar whore for the better part of a decade now. He's just waiting for his big break. Step up to the plate, King Carl! 29 years old so you can give him the Trent Green treatment.

3. J.P. Losman, Buffalo - with Trent Edwards playing well, it looks like the Bills might be ready to dump Losman. This one works out well because if King Carl slaps him in a #12 jersey, fans won't know the difference between JP and Brodie Croyle! They are both smallish, mobile passers with big arms. And they both make horrible decisions with the football! And he's only 26!

PULL THE TRIGGER, CARL! WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU!

10-24-2007, 04:11 PM	Topic Starter
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4320478	Journeyman quarterbacks for King Carl to consider Since Brodie will obviously never see the field, I thought I would help Carl out with a handpicked list of journeyman quarterbacks he can recycle after Huard gets done. We might even get to give up a first-round pick for one of these guys! Some of these are even young, so Carl can even say he's rebuilding! It's the best of both worlds! 1. Derek Anderson, Cleveland - Anderson will surely give way to Quinn next season, and is a free agent anyway I believe. He has 14 TD passes already. Plus, he's only 24! And he's really tall (6-6), reminiscent of Elvis Grbac! 2. Sage Rosenfels, Houston - Did you see this guy sling four touchdown passes Sunday? A diamond in the rough! Rosenfels has been passed around the league like a two-dollar whore for the better part of a decade now. He's just waiting for his big break. Step up to the plate, King Carl! 29 years old so you can give him the Trent Green treatment. 3. J.P. Losman, Buffalo - with Trent Edwards playing well, it looks like the Bills might be ready to dump Losman. This one works out well because if King Carl slaps him in a #12 jersey, fans won't know the difference between JP and Brodie Croyle! They are both smallish, mobile passers with big arms. And they both make horrible decisions with the football! And he's only 26! PULL THE TRIGGER, CARL! WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU!
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