Cash

So, Let 'em Ride has been good to me today.

I'll be donating a generous sum to whomever writes an original story and makes me laugh within this thread. Bonus dollars awarded for inclusion of construction related keywords pointing back to the http://www.edgewoodconstruction.com website like this:

An individual wishing to donate a generous sum of real cash in the Lee's Summit area will be given a designer kitchen with concrete counters.