Throw up your ROCK FISTS

[Pablo]

To be fair, I really hate almost everything 98.9 plays, but I have a special hatred deep in my heart for Buckcherry.

That band is a bag of smashed assholes doused in horse piss.

And some forty-something nontrad in my Intermediate Macro class last spring had a 'Crazy Bitch' ringtone..and that effing ringtone went off in class at least once a week.

We get it dude, you're really hip with the modern music and whatnot..but all the sweet ass ringtones in the world aren't gonna bring the enormous amount of missing hair on your scalp./end rant.