Life Some nutcase just threatened me with a butter knife

jidar · 09-29-2009, 08:29 AM

We've been having break-ins in my apartment complex recently, cars mostly, an apartment or three as well I think. Well it finally hit me, someone broke in and stole my cellphone. Anyway, 12:36am I knock on neighbors door to borrow the phone and call the police and this dumb motherfucker answers the door with a butter knife brandished in a tight fist and Foxnews blaring in the background. I can see he's paranoid and by the look on his face he thinks I'm a threat. I'm taken aback just a bit but I ask him if I can use the phone. He looks like he's about to piss his pants and he mumbles some excuse about not having a phone.

I do find a phone from another neighbor and I call the cops then sit on the steps to wait on them.
A few minutes pass and I hear this paranoid fruitcake shuffing around inside his apartment and then I swear to god he tries to make a sound like a shotgun chambering a round... he says "cla--CLACK".

Haha! What a nut. When the cops show up they say this guy calls them every time someone knocks on his door, but he should be harmless.

Thanks KCPD.

09-29-2009, 08:29 AM	Topic Starter
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	Some nutcase just threatened me with a butter knife We've been having break-ins in my apartment complex recently, cars mostly, an apartment or three as well I think. Well it finally hit me, someone broke in and stole my cellphone. Anyway, 12:36am I knock on neighbors door to borrow the phone and call the police and this dumb motherfucker answers the door with a butter knife brandished in a tight fist and Foxnews blaring in the background. I can see he's paranoid and by the look on his face he thinks I'm a threat. I'm taken aback just a bit but I ask him if I can use the phone. He looks like he's about to piss his pants and he mumbles some excuse about not having a phone. I do find a phone from another neighbor and I call the cops then sit on the steps to wait on them. A few minutes pass and I hear this paranoid fruitcake shuffing around inside his apartment and then I swear to god he tries to make a sound like a shotgun chambering a round... he says "cla--CLACK". Haha! What a nut. When the cops show up they say this guy calls them every time someone knocks on his door, but he should be harmless. Thanks KCPD.
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