How many years at your residence?

[Frazod]

Let's see:

Born in Kansas City
Moved to Callao at six months
Moved to Macon at age three, lived in five different places
Moved to Jefferson City at age seven, lived in four different places
Moved to Lee's Summit at 15
Moved to Kirksville at 16, lived in two different places
Enlisted in Navy - bootcamp in Orlando, school in Meridian, MS, stationed on ship in Norfolk, had three different apartments in Norfolk, Justice School in Newport RI, barracks at Great Lakes (two different ones), apartment in Waukegan. Also had an apartment with the ex-wife in Columbia
Got out of Navy, moved to Buffalo Grove at 24
Moved to Rosemont at 25 (two different apartments)
Moved to Chicago at 27 (five different apartments)
Moved to Naperville at 36

Hell, that's more than 31.

Granted, some of those I don't barely remember or had more to do with parents getting divorced/remarried/divorced again, and a good chuck were because of the military and didn't exactly involve a lot of work), but still, yeah, I've gotten around. I literally take up pages of peoples' address books.