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03-08-2010, 09:39 PM | Topic Starter |
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The ten best things about being sick.
1. I sound kind of like that one Statler brother with the droopy eyes and deep voice.
2. I feel that I'm finally reaching my full potential in mucous production. 3. I haven't shaved in five days. 4. Quality time with my cat. 5. It gives me a wistful appreciation of life and the verve that I once had. 6. If it gets really bad and I'm hospitalized, popular Internet cinema indicates that sexy night-shift nurses often get rather kinky. 7. If I make obscene phone calls, people won't recognize my voice. 8. High fever = low heating bills. 9. I'm in preliminary discussions for my own telethon. 10. I've learned to time my coughing to add a new percussion track to Meat Loaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album. I hate being sick. I don't know why I do it. |
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