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03-25-2010, 08:22 AM | Topic Starter |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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King Carl Photo Shoot
Dear Greatest Fans in the NFL:
To quote George W. Bush, "Do you miss me yet?" This morning there I am on the front of the KC Star sports page an article, about my fabulous bi-coastal jet set life. How my wife hobnobs with the hoypoloy in Miami Beach; how I "help out" at Grandpa Dick's winery -that means I fly to California and get totally faced for a weekend- and how I long to wake up and be near the water; and I'm not talking about that open cesspool you call the Kaw River. Also, you can re-live the glorious, triumph filled days of winning and winning and winning regular season contests at Arrowhead, the Loudest Stadium in the NFL, and bask in my home sellout streak, my increasing ticket prices year after year, my leather clothing, the whole Carl Peterson experience. I can't wait to see you all again when they put my name up on the ring of honor, right next to Jack Steadman. God Bless you all. A Chiefs Fan is Born Every Minute. http://tinyurl.com/ydf3ow3 Your Pal, Carl "Delano" Peterson Formerly LTGMIPS And current jet-setter Last edited by gblowfish; 03-25-2010 at 08:33 AM.. |
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