To the woman that nearly ran me off the road today!!!!

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I love it when people claim THEY drive good while on the phone. As if you even know since you're not paying attention to a goddamn thing around you, I'd be willing to bet that the other drivers around you feel differently. And I'd like one of them explain to me how you manage to turn your head to check your blind spot with a phone plastered to your ear. Oh wait, I already know the answer...you don't.

Here's what I do - it's an advanced technique so follow carefully.

I move the phone, turn my head, and check. Crazy, I know. Then I can always ask the individual on the other line to repeat if I've missed something. See, driving and talking isn't difficult. You just have to make a commitment to the driving part of what you're doing. I know there are millions of people who are incapable of doing so. Understood.

I can't juggle. I can't finger-whistle. I can't keep a hula-hoop in the air. I do not attempt those things. I can drive and talk. What can I say? I'm gifted.