Chiefs How 'bout some Baltimore jokes?

AllThingsKC · 01-02-2011, 09:03 PM

A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."

01-02-2011, 09:03 PM	Topic Starter
AllThingsKC Nobody but Chiefs Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $10004900	How 'bout some Baltimore jokes? A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar." "Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree. "What are you doing in Baltimore?" "I'm here for a taxidermist conference." "What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked. "Oh, I mount animals." The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."
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