I hope the Pats beat the ever living sh*t

[bowener]

Originally Posted by Guru

Damnit, boy scouts is having their damn pinewood derby tomorrow at 2pm. I'm gonna end up missing most of the game I wanted to see tomorrow. ugh

I don't like boy scouts. My son doesn't like it. My wife makes him do it. I always end up making the car because he wasn't much help.

I really can't stand scouts and the pinewood derbys.

Man up, bitch!








Go chug a shit ton of milk, wait till your wife is around, and puke that shit all over the kitchen sink or bathroom floor/toilet/shower/tub.

It will come out smelling awful. Maybe eat some bread for chunks. You also might want to think about doing some jumping jacks just before it to get your body temp us so it seems like you have a fever.

You should be free all day tomorrow!