House buying - What is your deal killer?

[TinyEvel]

First off: Does the carpet match the drapes? (c'mon, CP, 77 posts and that one hasn't been used yet? you're losing your burst)

Second: Slate blue is a deal-breaking color? Isn't that like a grey-blue? Not like it's friggen purple or green or something.

Third: If it looks bad, put your flatscreen with your PS3 and Uncharted 2 in the entryway and nobody will notice the carpet. BOOM!

Also, they say bake cookies during the open house, I say cook bacon. H to the E to the double L yes!