A 15 year history of heart-breaking losses to the Raiders

[Rain Man]

I think we generally hold our own against the Raiders, but this loss hurt. It was a huge blown opportunity. Our allies on the northern front obliterated their foes in the defense of Buffalo of Detroit against invasion, and all we had to do was defend our midwestern stronghold to turn the tide of the war. But alas, we failed, and all hope for humanity is lost.