Some Asshole Tried to Pick a Fight With me at the Game Today...

[Gonzo]

So I went to my 1st Chiefs game in years today and wouldn't you know it, some asshole had to try and pick a fight.
I was sitting in section 305 row 28, and some assclown (who was obviously drunk) started yelling at me.
See, I lit a smoke, (the last time I was there, smoking was ok in the aisle). I wasn't thinking, really and just lit up. Then, lo and behold this asshat just starts yelling for me to put it out.
I immediately did so and apologized but this guy just couldn't let it go.
He was just screaming constantly...
"You're a ****ing douche!"
"one who sucks the penis!"

He was wasted, no doubt about it. Finally I yelled up at him, "Hey man, it's out!"
Then, outta no where he throws his shoe at me and takes off his shirt exposing his huge, hairy moobs.
He ended up passing out and throwing up all over the 2 year old in front of him. He was muttering something about how he wishes we were playing Palko right before security hauled him off.

Weird, huh?
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