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#2596 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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PGM gets the most pussy out of anyone who posts in this thread
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#2597 |
Bring It.
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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so i signed up for a salsa dance class. Wow i was nervous as **** already but when i entered the building and saw that the chicks there were smoking hot i could barely speak and i was shaking hard. All the chicks were atleast 7/10's wearing yoga pants or tight skirts with perfect dance bodies. Also the guys were all super confident and chatting with the girls. I come in there and nobody is paying attention to me, the teacher was like "alright class today we learn salsa, everybody partner up, its ok if ur new we will make u a true dancer!" At this point i wanted to run away, it wouldve been very easy to leave but i needed to man up.
I saw this one chick didnt have a partner and i slowly made my way to her, she saw me coming over and this made me super nervous, i could barely walk straight and i said "himagetedone" dear God i could barely talk and she asked me if i was having a stroke. I was like oh ur a funny one but im serious here to learn salsa please partner with me! She looked around and saw that only we 2 were without partners, she rolled her eyes and said "ok whatever sure". So the teacher was like "ok guys, grab ur partner by the hips!" I started to shake violently and i was moving my arms towards her in slow motion, she kind of backed up a little and saw that i was very nervous, i joked and said "im not a rapist calm down hehe" The look on her face was of disgust. I grabbed her hips and u see i had never felt a woman's body before and at this point it felt like i was in another dimension, i got intense tunnel vision and all i could see was this girl, everything around me became white and there was a ringing in my ears. I began to imagine our future together, i also imagined putting my penis in her vagina, wow she was so soft and warm it was incredible. I dont know wut overcame me but i started to moan really loud, i saw my forefathers and i began to speak in tongues, i was staring at this girls cameltoe as i grasped her hips and my knees gave out as an intense orgasm overtook me. I fell to the ground and convulsed while my semen began to leak through my pants. Suddently i was snapped back to reality and the girl was screaming that i sexually attacked her and white knights surrounded me and grabbed me then threw me out of the building.
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#2601 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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tap shoes or GTFO
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Training Camp Hero
Join Date: Oct 2006
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The worst are the girls who go on it and post pictures of them and their boyfriends and in the about part they say "I LOVE MY BOO" or something like that.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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What's Tinder exactly?
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#2604 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Smartphone dating app that pulls photos and data off of FB
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#2605 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Gave my name and number to a photographer shooting the basketball game I was announcing for tonight.
There's a better chance of the Chiefs winning the Superbowl than me getting any sort of a response back from this girl. So it goes.
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Y'all are brutalizin' me!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Jim Bob Cooter 4 Heisman
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#2607 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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With that attitude...why shouldn't she be interested
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#2608 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Played the too early for sex card on date two with some horny younger chick. Teased and made her wait then told her she had changed my mind.....Was like the Niagara Falls down there by the time I got her pants off
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11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
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#2610 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Think I read on Reddit a tactic along these lines. Was a whole day of build up
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