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The guy who's swerving all over the road going about 55 because he's texting/talking on his cell phone and the second he see's you trying to pass he's got to floor it and cut you off because if you get passed on the interstate it means your penis is small and you're less of a man....or something...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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07-06-2014, 10:35 AM
Small things in life that gravel your ass
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