Who here shaves their heads?

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm as smooth as a dolphin up there. I did it about five years ago, and it's far preferable to having the little monk fringe that fate cruelly dealt me. It's more stylin' and much easier to walk in rain. The only downside is that a hat is absolutely necessary in both sun and in cold weather.

Fact: If you rub a dolphin's blowhole, he'll rape you.