Not only does Pioli not know his ass from a hole in the ground...

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

Memorandum

From: Scott Pioli
To: Staff
Re: Travel Arrangements

It has come to my attention that someone has made arrangements to fly nonstop to London via Delta Airlines from Hartsfield Airport. This is unacceptable and shows a lack of attention to detail.

I have made alternative arrangements to ensure secrecy on our trip to London. As you may (or obviously don't know), ISIS and al Qaeda are overtaking Western Europe and threaten our playbook, facility cleaning guide, and young employees. Can you imagine WTF America would do if ISIS didn't have the candy wrapper problem they have now?

So we're flying Malaysia Airlines. Guaranteed comfort and they'll never find us.

Get a clue.

Have you ever considered writing roasts?

[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by SNR

Have you ever considered writing roasts?

It's the "Get a clue" thing that got me.