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Old 07-01-2016, 10:55 AM  
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Well I had a life or death experience this AM
At least it felt like one! As some of you might already know I own an armored car service, and I drive one of the trucks myself. Had a co-worker/employee call in sick today (always 2 guys on a truck) and I just so happened to be using our oldest truck which is now just a backup.

To make a long story short, I went to the back of the truck (closed off from the front) to get some change, when I realized the boxes had slid up towards the front. So, I climb into the truck to grab it and the door shuts. No big deal right, I can just open it from the inside? Wrong. Like I said this is our oldest truck and I just found out the hard way that you can't get out from the inside. Another problem is my phone was in the front of the truck which I didn't have access to. So there I was locked inside in the pitch black wth no phone, no AC (I live in Key West where it's really ****ing hot!!). I had to bang on the door till somebody finally heard me and I told them to call the police/fire department to get me out.

I waited all together about an hour and a half till they finally broke into the front of the truck to get the key out of the ignition and let me out the back. This was difficult and something I wasn't even sure they could pull off so (relatively) fast with this being an armored vehicle.

If I would've been at one of my stops where there isn't a lot of people walking by, I could've easily cooked in there all day.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:08 PM   #16
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We only operate in the Florida Keys where there honestly just isn't any concern for crime, so all I have is a GPS on all my trucks so I can track them myself.

In the 55 years my family has had this business we've never once had an attempted robbery or anything like that. It's a very safe place to own a business like this.
Noted.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:08 PM   #17
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Almost another FL idiot story....
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:08 PM   #18
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Hey, me too.

Just 15 minutes ago i was making a left turn at a green arrow when a flatbed tow truck came barreling through at full speed past a red light. Had i not been paying attention and had advanced another 10-15 feet, i'd be posting from the ambulance right now....
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:09 PM   #19
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We only operate in the Florida Keys where there honestly just isn't any concern for crime, so all I have is a GPS on all my trucks so I can track them myself.

In the 55 years my family has had this business we've never once had an attempted robbery or anything like that. It's a very safe place to own a business like this.
Good thing you just posted this on the internet.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:12 PM   #20
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Good thing you just posted this on the internet.
He's only 90 miles from Cuba. I bet the Castro family is putting together a raiding party right now.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:13 PM   #21
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Noted.
Still not worried. It would take the world's dumbest criminal to attempt to rob us.

For one, we rarely handle big loads of cash.

For two, there's one way out of this island.

Also, I'm insured and couldn't care less about somebody else's money. We still follow procedure.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:18 PM   #22
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Being slow roasted in the back of a truck in July in Florida doesn't sound like a fun way to check out. Make sure those procedures include this never happening again.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:20 PM   #23
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[QUOTE=staylor26;12297915]Still not worried. It would take the world's dumbest criminal to attempt to rob us.

For one, we rarely handle big loads of cash.

For two, there's one way out of this island.

Also, I'm insured and couldn't care less about somebody else's money. We still follow procedure.[/QUOTE]

I'm sending Mr. Nasty nut down there.
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J almost always have my phone on my person. Why? Shit like this.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:32 PM   #26
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If I would've been at one of my stops where there isn't a lot of people walking by, I could've easily cooked in there all day.


you seem nice!
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also if it makes you feel any better - I'm staying out at my Mom's dog-sitting etc. I feel down her stairs last night and ****ed up my back and foot.
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J almost always have my phone on my person. Why? Shit like this.
I wonder what the reception is like inside a sealed armored car. It may not have mattered.
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