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Old 07-01-2016, 10:55 AM  
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Well I had a life or death experience this AM
At least it felt like one! As some of you might already know I own an armored car service, and I drive one of the trucks myself. Had a co-worker/employee call in sick today (always 2 guys on a truck) and I just so happened to be using our oldest truck which is now just a backup.

To make a long story short, I went to the back of the truck (closed off from the front) to get some change, when I realized the boxes had slid up towards the front. So, I climb into the truck to grab it and the door shuts. No big deal right, I can just open it from the inside? Wrong. Like I said this is our oldest truck and I just found out the hard way that you can't get out from the inside. Another problem is my phone was in the front of the truck which I didn't have access to. So there I was locked inside in the pitch black wth no phone, no AC (I live in Key West where it's really ****ing hot!!). I had to bang on the door till somebody finally heard me and I told them to call the police/fire department to get me out.

I waited all together about an hour and a half till they finally broke into the front of the truck to get the key out of the ignition and let me out the back. This was difficult and something I wasn't even sure they could pull off so (relatively) fast with this being an armored vehicle.

If I would've been at one of my stops where there isn't a lot of people walking by, I could've easily cooked in there all day.
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Old 07-01-2016, 01:37 PM   #46
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Wait, there's a road. I drove on it once. Are you trying to throw us off the scent of something?

I think this whole "locked in" thing may be a diversion.
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Figured that's what you thought, but under those circumstances you wouldn't be able to use US1 to get out, unless you're begging to be caught.
Like I said, it would take the world's dumbest criminal and a whole lot of effort for probably less than $5,000 cash.
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Old 07-01-2016, 01:43 PM   #47
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:20 PM   #48
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:34 PM   #49
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:34 PM   #50
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I had almost the exact same thing happen.

Except instead of florida, it was missouri.

And instead of being locked in an armored vehicle, I was stuck in a conversation with a cross fitter.
Man. I laughed hard at this.
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:47 PM   #51
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Old 07-01-2016, 04:09 PM   #52
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Old 07-01-2016, 05:06 PM   #53
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Old 07-01-2016, 05:20 PM   #54
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Yep !! Could have happened to any one of us and anybody who thinks otherwise is a fool. I take it, it had been awhile since you were out on the road and when you did get out on the road you just happen to take the oldest truck forgetting the nuances of that particular truck ???
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Yep !! Could have happened to any one of us and anybody who thinks otherwise is a fool. I take it, it had been awhile since you were out on the road and when you did get out on the road you just happen to take the oldest truck forgetting the nuances of that particular truck ???
No it couldn't have happened to any of us.

He's most likely the only guy in here with access to am armored truck.
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No it couldn't have happened to any of us.

He's most likely the only guy in here with access to am armored truck.
I'm speaking hypothetically here putting ourselves in his shoes owning this business not being out on the road for awhile on top of using an older truck forgetting the nuances.
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