****2016 Training Camp Thread without Berry discussion****

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by O.city

Ok here goes....

Our selfish safety is screwing up our best chance at having a good defense, which will be greatly influenced by ford being a weak pussy and not holding the edge, and can't be bailed out by the offense cause its got a game managing sissy.

3 for 3 mother ****ers

Oh c'mon, if our worthless #1 overall pick of a LT would step up his game to at least slightly below average, our chickenshit quarterback would be less likely to get happy feet and could at least continue to force feed Andy Reid's dipshit screen passes to Jamaal Charles long enough to ruin Jamaal (a true team leader).

And if that happened, Jamaal is such a warrior that it might be good enough to overcome Bob Sutton's inability to adapt while trying to force another first round bust into oft-injured Justin Houston's role at SOLB. A problem that will be all the more glaring because Berry is at home home being selfish, greedy asshole instead of helping our young secondary learn to close the gaping hole we left at RCB when we let Smith walk because Clark Hunt is cheap.

BOOM! TJ mother****ing Carpenter can't top that shit.