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Old 10-05-2016, 04:59 PM   #1
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Hark! I have received a Raven from Maester Michael of House Modly. We have word of Lord Staylor. He lives, though perhaps in fear for his life

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I saw our little lord in a tavern near Three Rivers Hall. He sat quietly in a corner, nursing a flagon of ale. Sir Ben was also there, drunkenly cavorting with three whores. A knight I recognized as your own Sir Smith approached his table, though with no intent to antagonize. It appeared he simply wished to make his acquaintance.

The Lord of Three Rivers stank with wine, however. He took the approach as a challenge, seized upon Sir Smith's person and dragged him into the courtyard. A large parade of onlookers from the tavern followed, cheering him on. Sir Staylor watched from a window, shaking with fear.

I will not describe in detail the foul acts which followed. Suffice it to say, Sir Ben confirmed the rumors about Sir Smith's status as a eunuch, and then mounted him as a hound might. He even went for two.

Finished with his disgusting conquest, Sir Ben then gazed upon our little lord, his red finery betraying him as a supporter of House Arrowhead. His intentions were clear. Sir Staylor let out a shriek and fled for the safety of the nearby forest. That was the last I saw of him.
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Old 10-05-2016, 05:04 PM   #2
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Hark! I have received a Raven from Maester Michael of House Modly. We have word of Lord Staylor. He lives, though perhaps in fear for his life
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Old 10-05-2016, 05:49 PM   #3
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Hark! I have received a Raven from Maester Michael of House Modly. We have word of Lord Staylor. He lives, though perhaps in fear for his life
Do more Star Trek stuff. This fantasy hobbit shit is hella gay
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Old 10-05-2016, 05:52 PM   #4
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Perhaps a lively tune may be more to your lord's liking?

Bravely bold Staylor
Rode forth from Arrowhead
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Staylor
He was not at all afraid
To be trolled in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Staylor

He was not in the least bit scared
To watch on Sunday night
Or to have his Chiefs blowed out
And his spirit broken
To have his QB hit
And his passes thrown away
And his team all hacked and mangled
Brave Staylor

His line smashed in
And his Gaines inactive
And his hope removed
And his shoulders shrugged
And his defense raped
And his corners burnt up
And his penis split and his...

"That's... that's enough football for now, lads."

Brave Staylor ran away
Bravely ran away away

When Pittsburgh reared its ugly head
He bravely watched porn instead

Yes, brave Staylor turned about
And gallantly began to pout

Bravely taking to CP
He posted not, our lil' Chiefy

Bravest of the brave, bold Staylor!
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Old 10-05-2016, 06:09 PM   #5
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Yeah I was pretty upset. Being a believer that everything is rosy and being more invested are two completely different things.
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Old 10-05-2016, 06:32 PM   #6
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Yea verily, tis Sir Ben's twisted proclivities for unnatural fleshly sins is an abomination the likes of which this kingdom has never seen!

Still, tis better to be ruled by such a foul creature than to see your lands pillaged and plundered while your own lord eunuch hides behind the skirts of his bannermen.
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Perhaps a lively tune may be more to your lord's liking?

Bravely bold Staylor
Rode forth from Arrowhead
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Staylor
He was not at all afraid
To be trolled in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Staylor

He was not in the least bit scared
To watch on Sunday night
Or to have his Chiefs blowed out
And his spirit broken
To have his QB hit
And his passes thrown away
And his team all hacked and mangled
Brave Staylor

His line smashed in
And his Gaines inactive
And his hope removed
And his shoulders shrugged
And his defense raped
And his corners burnt up
And his penis split and his...

"That's... that's enough football for now, lads."

Brave Staylor ran away
Bravely ran away away

When Pittsburgh reared its ugly head
He bravely watched porn instead

Yes, brave Staylor turned about
And gallantly began to pout

Bravely taking to CP
He posted not, our lil' Chiefy

Bravest of the brave, bold Staylor!
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