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It would be fascinating to put Alex on a TRULY awful team as an experiment. The 2-14 Chiefs don't count, given our 7000 Pro Bowlers we had that year.
I'm talking a zero, nothing, nadda team. Like, I think Cleveland might be too good for Alex. I'm thinking a team like San Francisco that TRULY has nothing for him. Put him on that team. Test the theory about Alex Smith really making your defense better because ball control is his #1 goal. Check out his stat line when he has no decent ballcarriers and no targets outside of maybe a decent TE and a wiley vet WR. See if he still keeps his INTs in the single digits and his TDs in the 18-22 range. See how many wins he can rack up playing that way. You'll have to accommodate him with a head coach that isn't a TOTAL unknown or a bag of shit, I guess. But how many retreads are available every year? That shouldn't be too hard. Most of all, put him on that team so he'll get the **** off of mine. |
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Then he'll go to Houston and throw for 3,400 yard with 17 TDs and 6 interceptions while going 10-6 before losing to the first halfway decent quarterback he faces in the postseason. The league will damn him for proving once and for all that he's a product of the teams around him (while failing to notice that the team around him doesn't matter and he's the same guy regardless of the surrounding talent). 100 years later we will unearth Alien tablets talking about their Alex Smith trollbot and how they just laughed and laughed and laughed because fans never realized that Alex Smith was an elaborate hoax perpetrated on a select few football fans to punish them for thinking offensive lines win championships. ![]() ****ing aliens got us again...
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Other than Vernon Davis and Frank Gore they didn't have much of anything on offense. The Harbaugh defenses were nowhere to be found and Smith was 10-12 as a starter those two years. FYI it's worth noting: 2009 49ers - 35 offensive TDs, 27th ranked offense 2010 49ers - 29 offensive TDs, 24th ranked offense 2011 49ers - 32 offensive TDs, 26th ranked offense Despite relatively similar offensive production, suddenly a historically elite defense shows up and Alex Smith is a "winner." Alex Smith was, is and will always be a LIE. |
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I've never seen anything like it. Take all his toys away and he'll perform almost exactly the same as he does with complete garbage. He was perfect for the 2-14 Chiefs and once it didn't work out in year 3, it was time to move on. He's going to be perfect for the Browns or Jags or some other shit team {cough}Sanfrancisco{cough} with no real talent or hope of winning now but a plan for a window in 3 years. The guys a great guy to have if you're shitty - he really will help bad teams get to merely average. To each according to need, from all according to ability. Komrad Alex Smith.
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I'm not a fan of drafting a RB in the 1st round at all. If they draft McCaffrey they better think that he can be a big threat in the passing game.
Nothing would be better IMO than getting a QB in the first round so Chiefs fans can then put pressure on Alex Smith. That being said, you can't force things and always have to look for BPA, which factors in need. |
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And of course Tom 'Harrison' Brady...
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