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Once upon a time, there was a small community of frogs who were lazy and basically just ate flies and crapped in the water. One day, the frogs all got together and decided it would be a good idea to have a king. That way, someone could tell them what to do and give them purpose.

So they decided to elect one of the frogs as their king. The new king enjoyed his new role very much but eventually decided that he needed a queen. Unfortunately, there were no girl frogs in the pond so the newly-elected king frog hopped on over to the next pond in search of a girl frog who would agree to become his queen.

Upon arriving at the next pond, the frog identified himself and declared his intentions. Looking at each other and considering the situation, that frog community thought to themselves, "Who is this asshole?" So they joined forces, ganged up on him, and drowned his butt in the mud.

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