In case anyone hadn't decided on the KC Star yet

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Tyreek should offer them a "plea deal."

Fire Angie and Rosen and they will drop any lawsuit.

Jabbrooke will leave on her own when the players "no comment" her into oblivion.

I've been curious how the press will be handled this season. Are the players contractually required to meet with the press in the locker room and after the game? I think the team is required to do a press conference, but can the team just ignore any questions from KCTV5 and the Star, and just say, "No comment. Next person?"

If the team is behind Tyreek, it would be funny if they only answered questions from KCTV5 and the Star in nonsensical free verse.

TV5 reporter: Mr. Player, how did you feel about scoring the winning touchdown today?

Player: Four pizzas played the accordion in Ganymede's orbit.