**** ChiefsPlanet Coronavirus 2020 Infection and Tales****

[threebag]

This is the Official Scorecard of the WuFlu, Coronavirus, COVID-19 or other shit.

Since the next best thing since sliced bread or Chiefs Super Bowl Victories is making its way across the globe. This is a more personal thread to monitor who, when, where, how and other related shit. If you are prepping, what’s your plan of attack? Toilet Paper-face masks or Face masks-Toilet Paper? If you are just scrubbing your hands and singing an endless loop of Happy Birthday, what soap are you using? Grab your collective asses and hold on. Bleach your keyboards and offer up the best ya got.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Two of the greatest inventions from my childhood and I never connected the dots. This is huge. This is bigger than Reese's PB cups.

Updating the grocery list hanging on the fridge as we speak.

Same here
My arteries are clogging up just thinking about it
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[srvy]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Yeah, fine.

BTW, does anyone know who InvinciBill is? I think he's a mult used by someone to go around downvoting with no posts. Only posts I have seen, the very few, are just going after certain people like that ubeja guy. Doesn't seem like a real account.

Yeah he is the mad downvoter. I just downvote him back.

[Hammock Parties]

paper towels at the price chopper

i'm saved!!!

MREs come in 12 days

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by threebag02

Back to Bugles...




The cheddar squeeze cheese

That looks intriguing. I usually eat my easy cheese with Ritz crackers.

[KCUnited]

They look like a Wuhan Fleshlight

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

They look like a Wuhan Fleshlight

I hope I can erase that image from my mind before I go to the store. I think I can.

[LiveSteam]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

paper towels at the price chopper

i'm saved!!!

MREs come in 12 days

You dont need toilet paper or any other paper. When shitting out MREs

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

That looks intriguingdisgusting.

Bugels suck

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Bugels suck

They didn’t use to. Back when they were in a box instead of a bag.

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Bugels suck

U R dead to me.

[displacedinMN]

This will be fun.

[Chief Roundup]

[Hammock Parties]

Deposits of $1,200 stimulus checks will start arriving Wednesday https://t.co/wNPOkUDPwF via @MailOnline

— Pamela Bourrell (@BOURRELL) April 10, 2020

[displacedinMN]

Did not know where to put this.

State officials say they have seen a troubling surge in traffic fatalities even though Gov. Tim Walz’s stay-at-home order last month targeting the coronavirus has sharply reduced travel by motorists across Minnesota.

There have been 24 fatal crashes in Minnesota since March 16, when Walz’s initial imposition on commerce took effect, through Tuesday, according to the state Office of Traffic Safety.

For the same time period last year, the fatal crash total was 12, with 13 in 2018 and 16 in 2017.

State Patrol Lt. Gordon Shank said last week that troopers were noticing a surge in motorists going too fast all around the state as highways are seeing far less traffic than before Walz’s order.

“Traffic may be reduced on Minnesota roads during this challenging time, but the number of road fatalities is rising,” a statement from Traffic Safety officials said.


The 24 fatal crashes since Walz’s order accounted for 28 deaths, the data further disclosed. That compares with 13 last year, 15 in 2018 and 17 in 2017.

Half of those 28 deaths were related to motorists who were speeding or to careless or negligent driving, according to the Traffic Safety office.

The office said traffic volumes remain significantly below levels from a year ago, given the governor’s order.

As of late last week, traffic levels have been 34 to 55% lower every day since March 28, when the governor’s stay-at-home order took effect, compared with the same dates in 2019, according to the Minnesota Department of Transportation (MnDOT).

The metro area traffic level on Monday was 47% below the average for Mondays in April 2019, according to MnDOT. The reduction statewide came in at 50%.

“Reduced traffic on Minnesota roads does not give drivers a license to speed or drive aggressively,” the statement from the Traffic Safety office said. “Let’s make sure hospital beds are available for those dealing with COVID-19. Preventing critical injuries from a crash can help make that happen.”

The recent climb in traffic deaths has pushed the total for the year more than 10% ahead of last year’s number in the same time period. There are 76 traffic deaths this year vs. 69 at this time last year, state officials said.

More predictably, state records show that drunken-driving arrests have plummeted since Walz ordered restaurants and bars to shut down other than for carryout and delivery.

During the Saturday and Sunday before Walz’s order kicked in, there were 323 drunken-driving arrests statewide. That compares with 126 over a four-day stretch (March 20-23) with the governor’s order in force.

There were 94 drunken-driving arrests March 27-30 vs. 293 over the same weekend a year ago.

Staff writer Tim Harlow contributed to this report.

[BigRedChief]