2020 NFL Halll of Fame game cancelled

[Rain Man]

I'll summarize a game simulation for everyone.


That Dak Prescott is amazing. He's the best quarterback in the league.

Oh. That looked like a cheap shot, but it's not. It's just the Steelers playing tough.

There's Elliott after a four yard gain, standing up and making gestures like he's a baby being fed strained carrots. That's the 30th time this game that he's done that.

It looked like a holding against the Steelers offensive line, but I don't see a flag.

Let's show replays of the Steelers and Cowboys in a Super Bowl back when both teams were good.

The Cowboys' defensive line has just been suspended for violating the NFL's drug policy. They're all headed to the bench.

Haha. Terry Bradshaw is so funny when he's acting stupid. Remember when he liked the 49ers because he found their quarterback attractive, and then he couldn't remember Patrick Mahomes' name?

Let's get some commentary from Michael Irvin. (Cut to camera shot of a coked-up Irvin stabbing an NFL Network intern.) Okay, we'll come back to Michael later.

And it looks like our final score is 21 to 17. It doesn't really matter which team had 21.