Listen, people. We need to have a talk about a Chiefs name change at some point.

[Rain Man]

There's an endangered species fishlike thing (edit: salamander) in Missouri called the hellbender: https://nature.mdc.mo.gov/status/endangered

That's a really good name, and the red jerseys can be recast as devilwear.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There's an endangered species fishlike thing (edit: salamander) in Missouri called the hellbender: https://nature.mdc.mo.gov/status/endangered

That's a really good name, and the red jerseys can be recast as devilwear.

I prefer either:
The Kansas city Pink Muckets, or
The Kansas city Flathead Chubbs

The Kansas city Snuffbox gets an honorable mention

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There's an endangered species fishlike thing (edit: salamander) in Missouri called the hellbender: https://nature.mdc.mo.gov/status/endangered

That's a really good name, and the red jerseys can be recast as devilwear.

I know I put in my suggestions, but can you change my Kansas City Kings name to the Kansas City Coelacanths?

Those things are badass.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

I know I put in my suggestions, but can you change my Kansas City Kings name to the Kansas City Coelacanths?

Those things are badass.

The Texans, Titans, and 49ers all thought we were extinct. They were wrong.