Listen, people. We need to have a talk about a Chiefs name change at some point.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There's an endangered species fishlike thing (edit: salamander) in Missouri called the hellbender: https://nature.mdc.mo.gov/status/endangered

That's a really good name, and the red jerseys can be recast as devilwear.

I prefer either:
The Kansas city Pink Muckets, or
The Kansas city Flathead Chubbs

The Kansas city Snuffbox gets an honorable mention