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Needs more middle fingers
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Location: San Diego
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Thankfully ButtKicker didn't get the memo.
The fix was in to start the game when Tyrod Taylor mysteriously "injured" himself during warm up, thus setting the stage to unveil their shiny new QB. Winchester was in on the fix, thus he got himself flagged for a false start to push the ball back further. Townsend tried to change the trajectory of the ball by placing a really sticky booger onto the grass before the ball was snapped. He was in on it too, and can be seen picking something up off the grass, squishing it and rolling it around on his fingers. Butker ruined the plan though. Expect him to come with with a serious injury during practice this week. Had everything gone as planned both the Raiders and Chargers would be sitting tied for 1st place, with a new Chargers QB, and two new stadiums to generate interest and put butts in the seats. OMG you sheeple are so stupid that i can't believe i have to explain the obvious to you.
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