How is your vision?

[Buehler445]

I’m still like 20/25 or something. Not worth correcting according to the dr.

When I was younger my eyes didn’t coordinate so I didn’t have depth perception. In 8th grade I went to an eye doctor (in Wichita - 5 hours away) who was surprised I could function. Most kids come see him when they can’t read shit. Apparently I’m too goddamned stubborn and just shut the ****ing non-dominant eye off and made up my own depth perception. Because **** you that’s why.

Not advisable though. I could drive tractor way straighter after the therapy and I got better at basketball. That correlation is a little looser because I ****ing sucked and didn’t really grow into my body until after that. Presumably there was a corresponding improvement in my capacity to drive cars, which is horrifying because mom made me drive to Wichita most of the time. But whatever, not dead.