You ever been 86'd?

[eDave]

I just was. First time ever and for nothing. ****ing bullshit and I'm pretty upset about it. I want to burn the joint down.

[ChiefBlueCFC]

Its happened when I was drunk once, but I don't remember (surprising, I'm sure). I'm sure I deserved it and I was being a drunken asshole, but it was about 10-12 years ago.

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by Kman34

I’ve been 69ed..

Okay now this is epic

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

If you’re getting so drunk that you’re being cut off….maybe you should take a look at what you’re doing from a sober perspective.

[ptlyon]

Wow you know the great daddies GB?

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Wow you know the great daddies GB?

Martin Zellar is a groovy cat.

[TribalElder]

Yes, I've been forced to leave a few establishments in my day

[AdolfOliverBush]

Control yourself. It's booze, not black tar heroin.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush

Control yourself. It's booze, not black tar heroin.

People on black tar heroin are usually quite lucid and amenable.

I kinda got 86ed once - I puked in a sink while doing blow in a bar bathroom.

Pissed the owner off something fierce.

[TLO]

Just remember... It was Cleavage that 86'd you.

[scho63]

No but I did just stay at a Holiday Inn Express

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

People on black tar heroin are usually quite lucid and amenable.

I kinda got 86ed once - I puked in a sink while doing blow in a bar bathroom.

Pissed the owner off something fierce.

WTF? How do you puke doing blow?

[DJ's left nut]

Got cut off and eventually yacked in a cruising USA Machine at a bar in Jefferson City.

Went out drinking with my boss and some lobbyists. They were buying the drinks and I took them up on it, several times. My boss bailed to try to nail some intern and he was my ride.

After trying/failing to find him, I went to get more drinks and got told I was done for the night. I sat down in the Cruising USA machine, passed out and evidently vomited several times. The cops were called and were escorting me to the drunk tank when someone from the Capitol who'd just seen me in passing a couple of times was kind enough to let me crash at his place.

I proceeded to throw up in his car and on his couch.

Dude did me one hell of a solid. And I didn't even wake up with a sore cornhole so that was nice of him.

Also got thrown out of a different bar for starting a legitimate barroom brawl. Also in Jeff City. This time while wearing suits. Also while drinking on lobbyist dime. Bartender stopped serving our entire group and I took exception to it. I am not a big man, but I have some big friends and a VERY big mouth. So things got a little out of hand.

Also got thrown out of the irish pub down by the railroad tracks. Also in Jeff City. Also while drinking for free. After they cut me off I decided to go behind the bar and started drinking out of their taps when the bartender walked off to get some ice or something.

Come to think of it, I also lost my security deposit from that apartment in Jeff because I drove through the bushes. Also while drinking. But in my defense, it was a party at my apartment and I just thought driving through the bushes would be funny. And the lobbyists paid for this one too because AB sponsored my softball team and brought us a couple dozen cases of various beers then the tournament got rained out. So I kept the beer. And at the end of the year we had a party to finish all that beer.

I might have had a significant alcohol problem while I was in Jeff City. Oh, I also got cut off at Southside Pub in Columbia when they were doing $1 Killians Reds and by the end of the night I started eating their bar napkins anytime my glass got empty before they brought me a new one. And then when they cut me off I decided I'd show them by...continuing to eat their bar napkins until they brought me more Killians. I was escorted out.

Jesus I was a pain in the ass.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Jesus I was a pain in the ass.

Was?

[Perineum Ripper]

A group of us got ourselves banned for life from a strip club in Florida.


We walked in very loud, obnoxious, drunk and overall just shitty people, we had been training in the swamps for about 10 days. We ended up chasing everyone not with us out, started throwing change and Monopoly money at strippers. No idea where the Monopoly money come from, but was a nice touch. The two bouncers were not much of a factor, one was an old guy with a limp. The other was a skinny kid, probably one of the stripper’s kid. A fire was started in the bathroom, pole ripped out of the floor, mirrors broken.


Cops showed up, called command and they decided to leave us there. We spent the weekend in county and then had to rent vans to get back to base by Monday morning.

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Got cut off and eventually yacked in a cruising USA Machine at a bar in Jefferson City.

Went out drinking with my boss and some lobbyists. They were buying the drinks and I took them up on it, several times. My boss bailed to try to nail some intern and he was my ride.

After trying/failing to find him, I went to get more drinks and got told I was done for the night. I sat down in the Cruising USA machine, passed out and evidently vomited several times. The cops were called and were escorting me to the drunk tank when someone from the Capitol who'd just seen me in passing a couple of times was kind enough to let me crash at his place.

I proceeded to throw up in his car and on his couch.

Dude did me one hell of a solid. And I didn't even wake up with a sore cornhole so that was nice of him.

Also got thrown out of a different bar for starting a legitimate barroom brawl. Also in Jeff City. This time while wearing suits. Also while drinking on lobbyist dime. Bartender stopped serving our entire group and I took exception to it. I am not a big man, but I have some big friends and a VERY big mouth. So things got a little out of hand.

Also got thrown out of the irish pub down by the railroad tracks. Also in Jeff City. Also while drinking for free. After they cut me off I decided to go behind the bar and started drinking out of their taps when the bartender walked off to get some ice or something.

Come to think of it, I also lost my security deposit from that apartment in Jeff because I drove through the bushes. Also while drinking. But in my defense, it was a party at my apartment and I just thought driving through the bushes would be funny. And the lobbyists paid for this one too because AB sponsored my softball team and brought us a couple dozen cases of various beers then the tournament got rained out. So I kept the beer. And at the end of the year we had a party to finish all that beer.

I might have had a significant alcohol problem while I was in Jeff City. Oh, I also got cut off at Southside Pub in Columbia when they were doing $1 Killians Reds and by the end of the night I started eating their bar napkins anytime my glass got empty before they brought me a new one. And then when they cut me off I decided I'd show them by...continuing to eat their bar napkins until they brought me more Killians. I was escorted out.

Jesus I was a pain in the ass.

Good Lord drunkie, what the hell is the point of eating bar napkins?