Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Let's recap "Greatest Vader Shit We've Seen" as claimed by resident idiot and trollololol extraordinaire Hammock Parties.

****ery example 1: Vader power walks menacingly through a settlement, viciously murdering innocent people on his way to get his hands on Kenobi.

During the conflict with Kenobi, Vader displays the ability to easily lift Kenobi, and drag him through the fire. However, one woman with a blaster and a loader Droid hold off this "Most badass Vader we've ever seen" due to him standing with his thumb up his ass behind a wall of flame. As if we are to believe that Vader, who would later rip a transport to pieces as it tried to take off, is now somehow incapable of force grasping Kenobi, bringing him back through the fire, and preventing his escape.

Why did he not simply crumple the Droid into a ball, or heave it a couple football fields away? Why would he just sit and watch them escape. He clearly wasn't ****ing around, he went on a murder spree just to get to him.

Again, a woman with a blaster and a loader Droid, held off Darth ****ing Vader. Yes.

Vader is a complete MORON in this series. He's literally the most unfathomably stupid **** in the universe.

It's like he shows off one time with the force, look what I can do, and then if ANYTHING goes wrong, he has to stand slackjawed with his thumb up his ass and watch his prey escape.

Best Vader shit we've seen?

Lmmfgdao. No.