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Criminals were destroying key fobs with plans of stealing the cars that night. |
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2 | 4.26% |
It’s a coincidence. These things happen, and the fobs just lose their pairing with the car when the batteries are replaced. |
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4 | 8.51% |
It’s a coincidence. These things happen, and the grocery store was selling dud batteries. |
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0 | 0% |
Sunspots. Something about sunspots. |
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4 | 8.51% |
The hotel had some sort of equipment that was putting out electromagnetic pulses. |
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8 | 17.02% |
The hotel was on an Indian burial ground, and key fobs are cursed. |
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12 | 25.53% |
The Native Americans are counterattacking against Manifest Destiny with electronic warfare. |
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1 | 2.13% |
The other guy was a serial killer trying to draw you in, but couldn't get the jump on you. |
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1 | 2.13% |
The other guy was faking it to be sympathetic. |
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0 | 0% |
The two key fobs somehow interacted and destroyed each other. |
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2 | 4.26% |
You were probably low on key fob fluid. |
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6 | 12.77% |
There's some other obvious answer that I will describe below. |
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0 | 0% |
There are some mysteries that we are not meant to know. |
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5 | 10.64% |
What is a key fob? |
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2 | 4.26% |
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I'm with the banned.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Streetlights go dark more frequently than I would attribute to coincidence as I pass them. Batteries die in my presence. I seriously can’t keep a watch going if it takes a battery, and I’ve tried several watches. The only one I have had success with is a self-winding Omega.
But I haven’t been near a reservation recently, so it ain’t me.
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