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View Poll Results: What's the SHORTEST prison sentence that would compel you to jump bail and flee?
One night - you can't cage this tiger. 6 12.50%
30 days - I've been wanting to start a new life anyway. 1 2.08%
90 days - I could rebuild the splendor of my life in three months, I think. 1 2.08%
6 months - I never really liked my name anyway. Might as well run. 1 2.08%
1 year - That's over 1 percent of the average life span. 5 10.42%
3 years - I'm too pretty to go to prison. 4 8.33%
5 years - That's longer than high school, and with more bullying. 4 8.33%
10 years - I can't miss the best years of my life. It's worth a try. 9 18.75%
20 years - Do you know how long 20 years is? It's longer than the Pioli era. 7 14.58%
30 years - They'll never take me alive. 2 4.17%
Life without parole - Might as well try. What is there to lose? 5 10.42%
Death penalty - Even if the last meal is great, it's not that great. I'll run. 3 6.25%
I would serve my sentence like a good citizen. Only cowards run. 0 0%
No need to run. I have enough money to bribe people. 0 0%
This reminds me. I need to dig another hole in my basement. 0 0%
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Old 03-28-2023, 11:56 AM   #1
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I think there's some confusion... you don't actually have to saw your ankle off. Just the monitor.
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I may have been too flip with my question.

Just to confirm, let's assume that you have the ability to remove the monitor without removing the foot.

I bet this type of confusion is why we're facing long prison sentences to start with.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:00 PM   #2
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With all the face recognition technology that's here now and the more AI powered stuff that's coming, I feel I would probably get caught within six months so anything less than a life sentence I would just serve out the sentence.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:05 PM   #3
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With all the face recognition technology that's here now and the more AI powered stuff that's coming, I feel I would probably get caught within six months so anything less than a life sentence I would just serve out the sentence.
That's why you'd have to get out of the country...maybe to a nation on the eastern coast of Central America. Just a suggestion.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:08 PM   #4
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I may have been too flip with my question.

Just to confirm, let's assume that you have the ability to remove the monitor without removing the foot.

I bet this type of confusion is why we're facing long prison sentences to start with.
One could argue that IF you really plan to do this cutting your foot off could give you several weeks head start before they come looking for you.

Then again you'd have to deal with the fact that you just cut your foot off and have a good chance of dyeing from the blood lost haha
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