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Old 03-31-2023, 09:33 AM  
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Saw some crazy ****ing shit at 95th and State Line yesterday in rush hour.

Not sure what the start was, I suspect someone cut someone else off, but the first thing I saw was a fast food cup flying through the air. It came from the car (Car A) in front of me, hitting the car in the lane directly opposite (Car B).

It's a red light so everyone is stopped. Whoever threw the cup GETS OUT OF Car A and starts screaming at Car B, beating on the window. This goes on for about 30 seconds.

Then the passenger side door opens on a van in front of them. Someone yells back for the idiot who got out of Car A to put a sock in it and get back in your car so traffic can proceed.

Then the passenger side door on Car A opens, and someone else starts yelling at the van. They both walk up to the passenger in the van and start screaming at HIM.

Now the light has changed, so the van drives off. Car A's occupants walk back to Car B, one of them SPITS in the half-open window. They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car B. They drive off.

I assume it was a lit cigarette or joint. Whatever it was, it was so foul it made the driver of Car B exit her car and go to the side of the road, passing in front of me. At this point I drive off, happy this happened at State Line and not Troost, where I would have been caught in a hailfire of bullets and died heroically.

Fun times in Waldo.
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Old 03-31-2023, 11:53 AM   #31
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Was driving in San Diego many years ago and I accidentally cut off a car. Not a highway, but a city street. The guy I cut off starts laying on his horn and riding my bumper. I can see that he had 3 of his buddies in the car with him as well. He then swerves around to my passenger side and they all have windows down, middle fingers out, yelling at me. Then BAM! they rear-ended this big-ass Jeep with it's top down who had stopped at a red light. Driver should have kept his eyes on the road. Best part is that I had to stop briefly to but was a couple of cars back in the left lane. And then I see him. The driver of the jeep steps down and out to turn around, and it's this gargantuan dude. Just massive, super jacked, a mullet, wearing a tank top and clearly really pissed. The looks on the faces of those guys when they saw him. They instantly forgot all about me. Just an absolutely glorious moment!
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:01 PM   #32
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This was thread worthy, why?
Let's look at some threads YOU started.

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Everyone has heard of the Wonderlic. Ever heard of Goldman standard

World of Tanks

draft is tomorrow and need some players


Loser ****ing threads started by a ****ing loser. You wouldn't know a good thread if it hit you upside the head.

YOU are NO AUTHORITY on what is thread worthy, BITCH.

Now get back in your ****ing internet car and get the **** outta here.
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:02 PM   #33
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DAYUM! Yeah, it was similar to this but not driving quite so fast so it was just a fender-bender and I didn't have to worry about somebody getting seriously hurt.
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:03 PM   #34
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Let's look at some threads YOU started.

Tapatalk not working

Everyone has heard of the Wonderlic. Ever heard of Goldman standard

World of Tanks

draft is tomorrow and need some players




Loser ****ing threads started by a ****ing loser. You wouldn't know a good thread if it hit you upside the head.

YOU are NO AUTHORITY on what is thread worthy, BITCH.

Now get back in your ****ing internet car and get the **** outta here.
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:10 PM   #35
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dude was getting out of there, you don't **** with dented murano drivers, we have nothing to lose
In the mid/late 80's back when compact cars were actually, you know compact cars and SUVs were not yet a thing I was driving around in 1970 Oldsmobile that I had inherited from my Granddad.

It was beat up from being rear ended but it was a freaking tank compared to everything else on the road at the time.

Great times for a young maniac driver...
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:12 PM   #36
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:17 PM   #37
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:19 PM   #38
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:20 PM   #39
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Saw a car get cut off by someone pulling out in front of him on the access road the other day. Passenger came out the window while going 40 mph and was yelling and flipping the car off behind them. Went back in for a second and then came back out doing the same thing but wearing brass knuckles. Not sure what he was going to do with those while driving down the road but that was the end of it.
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:22 PM   #40
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Old 03-31-2023, 12:24 PM   #41
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You should have seen the shit show at the K yesterday, everyone stayed all nine and the place was packed to the gills.

I must have seen at least 10 almost scrums leaving that place.

We were all past the entrance gate and it was every other car merging in, and this car thought he was going to go ahead and try to force himself in front of me as the second car anyway.

Our cars were an inch apart and I was fully willing to call his insurance. He finally got behind me, then when we were on that road north of the stadium sped by rolled down his window, flipped me off, etc (I returned the greeting).

Of course, it was a Kansas plate, and I apologize to all of you for my fellow Kansas drivers. It's terrible over here.
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