Week 1 - Let's talk about the Lions

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

You know if the Lions fan base had a Clay, right now he'd be making memes with Jared Goff as Murphy coming back from the dead and blowing up Pat-209 before heading into Arrowhead and blasting Clark Hunt out the top window.

But they don't have a Clay. Or a Mahomes. Or a Hunt. Poverty franchise. They cower before our might.

We're going to peel Murphy's skin off his robot face, BBQ it, eat it and format his hard drive.

Should've left him locked up