3 Chiefs fans found dead in backyard

[Chitownchiefsfan]

We keep talking about bigfeet but are we certain chiefsaholic is still behind bars? Could be the wolf version of him.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Using a little logic, I'll eliminate the Komodo Dragon theory per below.

1. Murdered by Peacock executives due to non-subscription
2. Fentanyl in drugs
3. Accidental - thermostat set too high in the house so they decided to sit outside for a while
4. Drugs
5. Murder by someone other than Peacock executives
6. Syphilis
7. Trampled by zebras
8. Rabies
9. Bigfoot attack
10. Rapid-onset old age
11. Rabies vaccine reaction
12. Covid vaccine reaction

Eliminated theories

A. Kidnapped by aliens and cloned bodies left as replacements - They would've taken Gracie instead of some dudes.
B. Komodo Dragon attack - Nearest Komodo Dragons are located in Tulsa and they're cold-blooded, therefore would move too slowly to travel to KC and back without being noticed as missing from Tulsa. https://a-z-animals.com/blog/discove...omodo-dragons/

Originally Posted by Holladay

"Sharks with Lasers" should be included.

Opps, no kiddie pool in the backyard.

Eliminated.

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Can we add Ray Lewis to the list? And you might as well add Von Miller while you're at it.

Originally Posted by Shiver Me Timbers

And why is x factor forgotten

Originally Posted by Eleazar

He knew that he'd need an alibi after he released the komodo dragons from Tulsa so he made sure to get locked up before they got to Kansas City.

Originally Posted by Chitownchiefsfan

We keep talking about bigfeet but are we certain chiefsaholic is still behind bars? Could be the wolf version of him.

Man, I'm gaining major new respect for law enforcement. There are so many viable suspects out there that how do you even begin to narrow down the field?