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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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I picture driving down the bridge like any other night only to feel weightless then you are suddenly under water and can’t get the door open.
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1449523
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I can see the Captains resume for his next job application.
Describe why you left your last job: I got fired for destroying the Baltimore bridge. But it wasn't my fault. Jeremy thought he was playing a joke on me and turned off the ignition switch and hid the keys. |
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $2123063
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And in that moment you'd be like, "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME???"
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Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever. |
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No Keys, No Problem
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver
Casino cash: $1843136
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Then you have to open or smash the window...swim on out. then it's get to shore or land and take them cloths off. Next it's a constant rub down and movement. Don't stay still.
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