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Originally Posted by DaFace

Heh... while it doesn't often make the cut to the actual resume I submit, I do actually have a bullet about CP on my master resume. SQL skills are sometimes a nice to have in my line of work, and I can spin my work here to make it sound good enough.

ChatGPT, make this suitable for a professional resume: Created and ran SQL queries to determine the biggest butt-****ing morons on a football message board and how often they've been banned, and also figured out which dumbshits only post their political hottakes and outrage on said football message board.

Certainly! Here's a more professional way to describe this experience for a resume:

Data Analyst

• Developed and executed SQL queries to analyze user behavior and activity on a football message board.
  
• Identified and reported on users with the highest frequency of bans, providing insights into patterns of disruptive behavior.
  
• Conducted an analysis to categorize users who predominantly posted political content, helping to understand the community's engagement dynamics.