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Old 08-22-2004, 10:41 PM   #1
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:01 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:04 PM   #3
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:11 AM   #4
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:32 AM   #5
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How the hell did that get up there? Nevermind, i don't want to know.
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:45 AM   #6
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WTF???


How does that happen????
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Old 08-23-2004, 06:12 AM   #7
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WTF???


How does that happen????
As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.
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Old 08-23-2004, 06:23 AM   #8
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As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:16 PM   #9
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As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.
What???!! It can happen.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:18 PM   #10
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here's what you do:

you have her do something for you, tell her, "i want you to take one hand and cover the one hole you can't violate"

if she sticks her hands straight up in the air, that's your girl

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Old 08-23-2004, 11:01 AM   #11
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WTF???


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There is an entire wall dedicated to things stuck in orifices in the Children's Hospital in Louisville - at least there was 20 years ago.
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Old 08-23-2004, 11:27 AM   #12
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There is an entire wall dedicated to things stuck in orifices in the Children's Hospital in Louisville - at least there was 20 years ago.
Last I heard , it is still there.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:12 PM   #13
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What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex??????
Are the kids asleep???

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Old 08-23-2004, 12:17 PM   #15
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