A REALLY nice police officer - Page 2

badgirl · 10-21-2004, 06:15 AM

My son was going 60 in a 40 speed limit, the officer who pulled him over said he would have to go to court Nov 15, when Joseph told him he had to report to his station on Nov 8 the officer said because Joe was so polite and because he really appreciates his williness to serve our country he gave Joe a ticket for not giving a signal while changing lanes, a fifty dollar fine he can mail in. We thought that was really nice of him, since joe would have gotten several points on his license being 20 miles over the speed limit.

Ultra Peanut · 10-21-2004, 10:01 AM

**Skip Towne** · 10-21-2004, 10:05 AM

While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.

**Rain Man** · 10-21-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.

You have a bike in there? If they can't find drugs, they'll go after bikes.

Swanman · 10-21-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

That sums it up pretty nicely.

Stinger · 10-21-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

You have a bike in there? If they can't find drugs, they'll go after bikes.

I am sure he was just looking for his cat.

Swanman · 10-21-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

If you wanna make a new friend call them a tax collector with a gun. They love that.

You can also ask them why can't they be nice like firemen, that's always a big hit (my dad's a retired firefighter and let's just say he doesn't have a real high opinion of the cops in my hometown).

Ultra Peanut · 10-21-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Swanman

You can also ask them why can't they be nice like firemen, that's always a big hit (my dad's a retired firefighter and let's just say he doesn't have a real high opinion of the cops in my hometown).

BIG_DADDY · 10-21-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Is that a picture of the last cop that pulled you over or Jamie getting roasted?

Ultra Peanut · 10-21-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Is that a picture of the last cop that pulled you over or Jamie getting roasted?

Actually, I've never been pulled over. I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

LTownChief · 10-21-2004, 10:17 AM

ya I was in a friends car one time, in derby actually, the speed limit was 40 at the time, but we were entering a highway, you could see the 55 speed limit sign increase about 150 ft away, so he started accelerating up to 55. and sure enough there was a cop there waiting to get people in the middle of that speed limit increase, he was up to about 50 before he passed the new 55 mph sign. the 2 cops come to the car, one on each side and just screamed at my friend " BOY YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!!" my friend just said "excuse me?" and the cop yelled again "I SAID YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!" and he started yelling something else at him when my friend just yells back OKAY!!! and handed the license and registration to him.

to me, most cops that sit there waiting for speeders like that is just out to get people. and I don't think thats right. they are just out to get people and charge them $100 for something so pity

BIG_DADDY · 10-21-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

Oh your one of those guys. Probably doesn't help to be driving a bug either.

Braincase · 10-21-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

Actually, I've never been pulled over. I drive like a grandma, minus the blinker that's always on.

So you drive like you fight?

**Rain Man** · 10-21-2004, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BrainCase

So you drive like you fight?

His bumper sticker says, "I break for hoodlums."

Ultra Peanut · 10-21-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BrainCase

So you drive like you fight?

Yes.

jspchief · 10-21-2004, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Swanman

And they're usually back about 100 foot from the road behind a bush like Wiley F-ing Coyote. This may sound terrible, but sometimes I wish that instead of taking out road construction workers, that a drunk would sideswipe one of those a-hole cops sitting in the dark with their lights off trying to catch those dastardly speeders.

Yup. That sounds pretty terrible.

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Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	While I was working in KC a couple of years ago, my home in Bartlesville was burglarized. The cop that came said "You must have had drugs in there". I said no, I was out of town and I had my drugs with me. He then said "Well, there must have been something in there they wanted". Yeah, shit-for-brains, almost everything I owned.
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LTownChief Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lawrence, KS Casino cash: $10004900	ya I was in a friends car one time, in derby actually, the speed limit was 40 at the time, but we were entering a highway, you could see the 55 speed limit sign increase about 150 ft away, so he started accelerating up to 55. and sure enough there was a cop there waiting to get people in the middle of that speed limit increase, he was up to about 50 before he passed the new 55 mph sign. the 2 cops come to the car, one on each side and just screamed at my friend " BOY YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!!" my friend just said "excuse me?" and the cop yelled again "I SAID YOU WAS GOING 50 IN MY 40 MILE PER HOUR ZONE!!!" and he started yelling something else at him when my friend just yells back OKAY!!! and handed the license and registration to him. to me, most cops that sit there waiting for speeders like that is just out to get people. and I don't think thats right. they are just out to get people and charge them $100 for something so pity
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