Best joke ever

ragedogg69 · 06-14-2005, 11:59 PM

great read, but not funny.

PastorMikH · 06-15-2005, 12:08 AM

For Cliff Notes Version, highlight below...

Dude drives jeep into desert
Jeep dies on Dude and he walks for several days and gets lost.
Dude finds snake named "Nate" and a big rock with a lever in it that will destroy all mankind.
Dude talks to snake and they become friends
Dude and snake enter pact - dude gets extra health & wisdom points and the bonus of being able to survive with little water.
After a number of years, the snake has a son to take over the family business of being guardian of the lever.
Nate wants dude to take son and show him the world first.
Dude takes little snake and goes to see the world.
Dude brings little snake back, instead of walking to the rock with the lever that destroys the world, the get lazy and decide to drive.
Dude loses control of RV going down dune to rock and his heading straight for the lever.
Dude decides to try and turn the RV to the left - Nate is in his path.
He looks at the little snake and says "Better Nate than Lever"

Now see, this story could have been much, much shorter.

PastorMikH · 06-15-2005, 12:09 AM

The white on white to save from spoiling really works better when the background is actually white.

**HemiEd** · 06-15-2005, 12:36 AM

Well that is the longest yellow box I have seen on the planet. I will finish the other half some other time....

**Baby Lee** · 07-20-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd

Well that is the longest yellow box I have seen on the planet. I will finish the other half some other time....

Insert Asian porn joke.

06-14-2005, 11:59 PM	#1
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06-15-2005, 12:08 AM	#2
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	For Cliff Notes Version, highlight below... Dude drives jeep into desert Jeep dies on Dude and he walks for several days and gets lost. Dude finds snake named "Nate" and a big rock with a lever in it that will destroy all mankind. Dude talks to snake and they become friends Dude and snake enter pact - dude gets extra health & wisdom points and the bonus of being able to survive with little water. After a number of years, the snake has a son to take over the family business of being guardian of the lever. Nate wants dude to take son and show him the world first. Dude takes little snake and goes to see the world. Dude brings little snake back, instead of walking to the rock with the lever that destroys the world, the get lazy and decide to drive. Dude loses control of RV going down dune to rock and his heading straight for the lever. Dude decides to try and turn the RV to the left - Nate is in his path. He looks at the little snake and says "Better Nate than Lever" Now see, this story could have been much, much shorter. __________________
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06-15-2005, 12:09 AM	#3
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	The white on white to save from spoiling really works better when the background is actually white. __________________
Posts: 20,454

06-15-2005, 12:36 AM	#4
HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $-489436	Well that is the longest yellow box I have seen on the planet. I will finish the other half some other time....
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