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Old 07-05-2005, 05:09 PM  
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How often do you sit on your testicles?
I probably average about one a week. Accidently, mind you.
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Old 07-05-2005, 06:27 PM   #16
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Old 07-05-2005, 06:29 PM   #17
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:44 PM   #18
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I kinda like it when a girl is "sitting" on my testicles....it hasn't happened in a while though
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:50 PM   #19
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I kinda like it when a girl is "sitting" on my testicles
That's when I start punching people in the titties.
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:50 PM   #20
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:55 PM   #21
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:04 PM   #22
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:34 PM   #23
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How old are you guys?
I thought only the old timers had sacks that hang to their knees.
You do know you're supposed to sit on your arse, right?
I mean, I've racked myself on a motorcycle, but not on my couch.
It sounds as though you guys may want to talk to a plastic surgeon about a sack reduction.
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:35 PM   #24
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It's not the age so much as the elephantitus.
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:40 PM   #25
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:55 PM   #26
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:55 PM   #27
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In football practice one time, I didn't have my nut cup because I just made a mistake, I don't know what I was thinking. Anywho, I got kneed in the nuts, real hard, causing one of my testicles to go up in my stomach. It sucked really, really bad. Everyone was either concerned, or laughing at me because I'm the goofy type of person that no one would suspect I was being for real. The trainer came out, asked me what was wrong. I was like, "dude, my nuts!!" He asked me if I could feel both of them. I said yes, one hurts and one feels numb. He said, you got one in your stomach. Everyone starts busting up laughing. Scott lifts me up by my arms from behind, and sits by butt down on the side of his foot, and just like that, my ball popped out of my stomach back into the sack. It was probably the best feeling ever, knowing that you've got both of them back. I went to the doctor and they gave me a more detailed description of what happened. In English, basically my left testy got sent up, not all the way, but stuck right in the middle going toward the stomach or something. There were bigger words for it, but I'm not that bright to remember it.

It sucked, though. The rest of the season my friends called me Sac-N-Sav, after a local grocery store.
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:09 PM   #30
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