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| When they call out your name, get up and sing the Star Spangled Banner |
   
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0 | 0% |
| Keep insisting you get a smoke break every three minutes |
  
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1 | 6.67% |
| Tell them you see absolutely nothing wrong with murder over and over |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Pretend you're deaf |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Appear at the summons dressed as a member of Kiss |
  
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4 | 26.67% |
| Raise your hand every few minutes and when they call on you act like you don't know what they're talking about |
  
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2 | 13.33% |
| Be yourself: Show up drunk |
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2 | 13.33% |
| Fart real loud and blame it on the judge |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Tell the judge you used to date his mother |
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2 | 13.33% |
| You're name is Gaz |
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3 | 20.00% |
| Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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02-20-2006, 10:55 AM
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Smokin
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
Casino cash: $10004900
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Tell them that you believe strongly in the death penalty, and that a person stealing a candy bar should have their hand cut off.
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