What's up with the influx of reeruns?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Will you put as much effort into it as you did your whine about neg rep?

When is NOT ok to lie?!

To me, it's quite simple. When I was 7 years of age, I had a very detailed dream where J.C. himself and I had a little conversation. He says to me VERY cleary, "Rick, you should never lie while riding a bicycle, of any sort." Now, at such a young age, I didn't know what to make of this. Hell, I just friggin' took the training wheels off of my bike. So I kind of shrugged it off at the time and went on with my life. At around age 11, I was riding my bike around town when I ran into the neighborhood reject Hugh. Hugh stops me, and I'm thinking Jesus Christ, and he says to me, "Rick, what do you think of me?!" First thought is telling me to just lie, let him down easy...but then I remembered that vivid dream I had where J.C. flat out told me, "Never lie while on a bike." So I looked at Hugh and I say, "Hugh, you're just a giant douche." Hugh went on to become a huge movie star after that. I like to think I had a big hand in that. To sum things up, this is why I make fun of the less fortunate/fat. I give people the needed motivation to make the ABSOLUTE most out of themselves. Now I know fat girls can't really do anything in life, I understand that. But if I motivate them to cut down on JUST ONE TWINKIE a day, I am doing my part to make this world a better place.