Anyone Else have a "Slammin" Wife/Girlfriend Significant Other??

[Bwana]

I had an ex G/F who liked to pull that kind of bullshit. This crazy bitch would throw anything that wasn't welded down after she got a few cocktails in her. She went into step two and started hitting me one time at which point I told her "that was your free be, if you ever pull that again, you better be able to take a shot.” She came home one night all liquored up, threw one of my framed pictures against the wall, snatched up a large piece of glass and came at me with it. WHAP! front kick to the gut, THUMP off the wall and that ended that. Deadly weapon = I don't mess around period. The next day when she woke up from her little drunken fit, her shit was out on the front lawn, her mother was loading it in her car after I called her and told her to come and get her POS daughter and I tossed her out of the house.

My wife never pulls that kind of crap or she too would be an ex. I got lucky and married a great lady, I just dated a few that were missing a chromosome.