CAR-SALESMAN

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by foxman

I have literally had a customer pee in a vehicle before....

Wow. On purpose? What was their angle?

[foxman]

Originally Posted by patteeu

Wow. On purpose? What was their angle?

The wench that did this, did it in a Mitsubishi Eclipse GT with Leather seats. The salesman had come inside to talk to me to let me know he thought she was a little drunk. While he and I were discussing what approach to take (negotiating with someone who might be drunk) I asked what she was doing because it looked like she was shimming her undies down. She was wearing a skirt and was a local realtor supposedly. We watched in wonder as she appeared to being adjusting herself and then she got out of our car and into her's and left. When the salesman went back out to the Eclipse there was a urine puddle in the passenger seat, were she was.

Needless to say we called and alerted the police and promptly ordered a new seat.

I got lots of stories, none others include releasing anything from the body, but lots of criminal acts that have taken place. I have had cars taken to NY and hidden, I have had supposed Grandmothers Co-sign when it was really identity theft, I have had cars totaled while test driven when the jerk was horsing around, I had a co worker get kidnapped on a test drive and driven out of state and much much more, so yeah I might be a bit biased, but the customer 9 out of 10 times is the one not being honest.