Reverend Jerry Falwell dead at 73

Planetman · 05-15-2007, 12:51 PM

*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*

Hello?

Jerry?

Yes, this is Jerry. Who is this?

Jerry, this is God.

Oh, *gulp* hello, Lord.

You know why I'm calling, don't you?

Actually, no, I have no idea.

Remember that little stunt you pulled several years ago?

What stunt?

Oh come on, I know you remember.

Honest, Lord, I don't know what you're talking about.

Jerry! You know! The stunt where you said I was going to call you home?

What!? Hey! That wasn't me! That was Oral Roberts!

What? Ooops. My bad. Well, since I've already dialed the phone and all ...

*lightning strikes Jerry, dead*

05-15-2007, 12:51 PM	#11
Planetman Superhero Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Location Casino cash: $10085080	Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Hello? Jerry? Yes, this is Jerry. Who is this? Jerry, this is God. Oh, gulp hello, Lord. You know why I'm calling, don't you? Actually, no, I have no idea. Remember that little stunt you pulled several years ago? What stunt? Oh come on, I know you remember. Honest, Lord, I don't know what you're talking about. Jerry! You know! The stunt where you said I was going to call you home? What!? Hey! That wasn't me! That was Oral Roberts! What? Ooops. My bad. Well, since I've already dialed the phone and all ... lightning strikes Jerry, dead
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